SARA EL'OAKELY IS MY IDOL. HERO I TELL YOU. HHHEEEERRRROOOOOO

"OMG, do you know what happened yesterday? These people SHOT A POLAR BEAR because it swam too far away from the North Pole, and they thought it would pose a threat to humans. WTF??
YOU WANNA KNOW WHYYY THE POLAR BEAR SWAM TOO FAR AWAY FROM THE NORTH POLE? BECAUSE THESE ****ING HUMANS WHICH SHOT HIM UNDOUBTEDLY CONTRIBUTED TO GLOBAL WARMING, WHICH IS MELTING THE POLAR ICE CAPS, WHICH MEANS THE BEAR'S HABITAT IS DIMINISHING, SO IT HAS NOWHERE TO LIVE. AND HOW DO THESE HUMANS RESPOND TO THE CONSEQUENCES OF THEIR ACTIONS? THEY KILL THE EVIDENCE. **** YOU. I HATE HUNTERS. THE ONLY BLOODSPORT I SUPPORT IS THE HUNT OF THE ACTUAL HUNTERS. ITS SO UNFAIR, AND PRIMITIVE. I FIND IT IRONIC THAT THE ARISTOCRACY , THE "POSH" PEOPLE, WHO ARE SUPPOSEDLY SO MUCH MORE SOPHISTICATED THAN THE REST OF US, ARE THE ONES WHO INDULGE IN THIS "PASTIME". They would shame a Neanderthal.
There is no POINT in doing that kind of thing. I would understand if we needed to do it to survive, but we don't. Instead we put animals through horrific unbearable conditions in mass farming in order to satisfy our tastebuds, and our wallet which adores the cheap food produced by these farms.
AND we shoot wild ones. How ****ed up is the human race? Incredibly so.
I mean, the animals have NO chance whatsoever. We have guns.We have cut down their habitat. We have destroyed their food sources by polluting them, or placing human settlements too close to them so that we scare them away with our smoke and our noise. They have nowhere to run. What kind of sick person gets their cheap thrills from cornering and killing a helpless animal for no other reason other than their own amusement. **** THEM. Grrrr....

You know, my first thought when I saw the story about the polar bear was OMFG. My second thought was OH Joan is going to be SO pissed off. Like that girl is going to hunt them down and rip them apart, all the while shouting " HOW DOES IT FEEL?YOU ****ERR." AND I'M GONNA HELP HER YO. She's like our Greenpeace warrior. GO JOAN!

Our Mother Earth has NOT been indulging in a very healthy lifestyle - smoking, tanning, overeating etc. And now she's gonna pay for it. It wasn't her fault - we were the voice inside her head, allowing this crap to happen. BUT NOT ANYMORE. NUHUH. Goodbye old frumpy, wrinkly, Mother Nature. More like Grandma now actually. BUT WE CAN CHANGE THAT. This girl needs a makeover, a transformation. Soccer Mom Nature, or Yummy Mummy Earth. She can't do this by herself - we have to help her."
- Sara El'Oakley



Sara: i have nothing to say but I FREAKING LOVE THE SHIT OUTTA YOUUUU.
holy moly that blog post left me speechless for AGESSSSSSSSSSS. i so so so so dam well agree with you.


sara.. i now pronounce your my partner in the GREEN PEACE WARRIOR CLUB. WELCOME NEWBIE. YOU ARE MY VOICE.



and you are also my ****ing idol/hero/herione







I LOVE SARA EL'OAKLEY