TO KELVIN

**my cbox wont let me comment for some apparent reason**

TO KELVIN:

STOP TRYNA IMPRESS LING WITH YOUR NOT FUNNY JOKES OKAY.
ling hates lame stuff like that...although shes lame herself.

BUT THATS NOT THE POINT.
SLS does not give your hair a tumor u dumbass.
i dont know exactly HOW it gives you cancer but it happens in the long run.

which sucks.

so stop being an immature fool. :)
btw your facebook is done. CHECK IT OUTTT. its all prettyful now. i dont know you friends so add them yourself.

and rachel.. sorry you hate pork now.
and i feel guilty for feeling happy bout it.
but but but.
yeah

and nurul: HAHA. ok

and ling: thanks. i like my blog to be seen as a 'documentarish' site -_____- thanks. really thankss... -_____________- ughh

and mommy: HAPPY BIRTHDAY <3
wuvv you

x

CANCER

"CANCEROUS FOOD/PRODUCTS"

SATAY LOVERS: (i dont have to worry bout this one.. tehe)
If you all eat satay, don't ever forget to eat the cucumber, because eating satay together with carbon after barbequing can cause cancer.

But we have a cure for that... Cucumber should be eaten after we eat the satay because satay has carsinogen (a cancer causing element) but cucumber is anti-carsinogenic.

So don't forget to eat the cucumber the next time you have satays.



Prawns and Vitamin C:
DO NOT
eat shrimp/Prawn if you have just taken
VITAMIN C pills!!

This will cause you to DIE in ARSENIC (As) toxication within HOURS!!

PORK:
Try this and see whether the pork you bought has worms.

If you pour Coke (yes, the soda) on a slab of pork, wait a little while, you will SEE WORMS crawl out of it.

A message from the Health Corporation of Singapore about the Bad effects of pork consumption. Pig's bodies contain MANY TOXINS, WORMS and LATENT DISEASES.

Although some of these infestations are harboured in other animals, modern veterinarians say that pigs are far MORE PREDISPOSED to these illnesses than other animals. This could be because PIGS like to SCAVENGE and will eat ANY kind of food, INCLUDING dead insects, worms, rotting carcasses, excreta including their own, garbage, and other pigs. INFLUENZA (flu) is one of the MOST famous illnesses which pigs share with humans. This illness is haboured in the LUNGS of pigs during the summer months and tends to affect pigs and human in the cooler months.

Sausage contains bits of pigs' lungs, so those who EAT pork sausage tend to SUFFER MORE during EPIDEMICS of INFLUENZA. Pig meat contains EXCESSIVE quantities of HISTAMINE and IMIDAZOLE compounds, which can lead to ITCHING and INFLAMMATION; GROWTH HORMONE which PROMOTES INFLAMMATION and growth; sulphur containing mesenchymal mucus which leads to SWELLING and deposits of MUCUS in tendons and cartilage, resulting in ATHRITIS, RHEUMATISM, etc.

Eating pork can also lead to GALLSTONES and OBESITY, probably due to its HIGH CHOLESTEROL and SATURATED FAT content. The pig is the MAIN CARRIER of the TAENIE SOLIUM WORM, which is found in its flesh. These tapeworms are found in human intestines with greater frequency in nations where pigs are eaten. This type of tapeworm can pass through the intestines and affect many other organs, and is incurable once it reaches beyond a certain stage. One in six people in the US and Canada has RICHINOSIS from eating trichina worms, which are found in pork.


SHAMPOOOOO: (whomagod this one was a shockerrr)
Cancer-causing substance in Shampoo. Go home and check your shampoo.

Change before it's too late... Check the ingredients listed on your shampoo bottle, and see they have a substance by the name of Sodium Laureth Sulfate, or simply SLS. This substance is found in most shampoos; manufacturers use it because it produces a lot of foam and it is cheap.

BUT the fact is, SLS is used to scrub garage floors, and it is very strong!!! It is also proven that it can cause cancer in the long run, and this is no joke. Shampoos that contains SLS : Vo5, Palmolive, Paul Mitchell, L'Oreal, the new Hemp Shampoo from Body Shop etc contain this substance.

The first ingredient listed (which means it is the single most prevalent ingredient) in Clairol's Herbal Essences is Sodium Laureth Sulfate. (CHING WE USE THIS SHAMPOO OMGOMG)

Therefore, I called one company, and I told them their product contains a substance that will cause people to have cancer. They said, Yeah we knew about it but there is nothing we can do about it because we need that substance to produce foam.

By the way Colgate toothpaste also contains the same substance to produce the "bubbles". They said they are going to send me some information.

Research has shown that in the 1980s, the chance of getting cancer is 1 out of 8000 and now, in the 1990s, the chances of getting cancer is 1 out of 3, which is very serious. Therefore, I hope that you will take this seriously and pass this on to all the people you know, and hopefully, we can stop "giving" ourselves cancer-causing agents.


INSTANT NOODLES:
Dear instant noodle lovers,
Make sure you break for at least 3 days after one session of instant noodles before you eat your next packet!

After hearing about the wax coating the noodles - the wax is not just in the Styrofoam containers but it coats the noodles. This is why the instant noodles do not stick to each other when cooking.

If one were to examine the ordinary Chinese yellow noodles in the market, one will notice that, in their uncooked state the noodles are oily. This layer of oil prevents the noodles from sticking together.
Wantan noodles in their uncooked state have been dusted with flour to prevent them sticking together. When the hawker cooks the noodles, notice he cooks them in hot water and then rinses them in cold water before cooking them in hot water again. This process is repeated several times before the noodles are ready to be served. The cooking and rinsing process prevents noodles from sticking together.

There was an SBC (now TCS) actor some years ago, who at a busy time of his career had no time to cook, resorted to eating instant noodles everyday. He got cancer later on. His doctor told him about the wax in instant noodles. The doctor told him that our body will need up to 2 days to clear the wax.

There was also an SIA steward who after moving out from his mother's house into his own house, did not cook but ate instant noodles almost every meal. He had cancer, and has since died from it.

Nowadays the instant noodles are referred as CANCER NOODLES





so puhleeese. lets stop cancering ourselves.

PETA KICKS SOME ASS

YAY. i jumped when i read this.. PETA TOOK ACTION:



"PETA has taken umbrage with Jessica Simpson's T-shirt proclaiming "Real Girls Love Meat." They decided to seek the moral high ground and respond with a list of five reasons "Why only stupid girls brag about eating meat." Sciencey! Here's my personal favorite gem:

4. Meat will make you fat. All the saturated fat and cholesterol in chicken wings, pork chops, and steak eventually leads to flabby thighs and love handles. I hope the upcoming "Jessica Simpson's Intimates" line comes in plus sizes! Going vegetarian is the best way to get slim and stay that way.
Jesus! "Eating meat will make you fat." How superficial. (Ha ha! The name of this site.) But, seriously, PETA left out these other pitfalls of being a carnivore that warrant your attention. What can I say? I'm a helper:

1. Meat will cause the Lifetime channel to go off the air. Or, at the very least, cancel Army Wives.

2. Feeding your husband meat will lead him straight into the arms of another woman. Who's totally that chick at your work who you'd be friends with if only she didn't have the same purse. Bitch.

3. AIDS: It's what for dinner - if you eat meat."
-www.thesuperficial.com



YAY GO PETA.

Jessica Simpson has guts

"Then you better live real near to a REAL good hospital Miss Jessica F****** Simpson"

haha. i must say shes got nerves to wear this shirt in public. HAYDEN PANETTIERE, WHERE ARE YOU. I GIVE YOU FULL PERMISSION TO KICK THIS BIMBO'S ASS (sorry to the people who actually like her) o0o00o and i bet alicia silverstone will be pissed of her ninnies when she sees this.

i never liked jessica simpson anyway. i go blind from the overexposure of her pure blondness.... and bimboness
(yes i never knew that was possible either o.0)

NEW E-MAIL

yes it suddenly occurred to me that instead of typing EVERY1'S email one by one and adding you to my new account. YOU ALL SHOULD JUST ADD ME YOURSELVES. it saves me the time. so thankyouuu's


joaniee@live.com

yes lilpig is lame now


:D x

YOUTUBE

hey guys. im sure every1's seen STEP UP 2 (best dance movie everrrrr)

has every1 seen the HUGE HUGE HUGE online dance battle that shows on youtube between miley (M&M) and the step up crew (ACDC). YOU MUST WATCH IT. its awesome. it sorta all started when miley and mandy wanted to challenge the people from step up at "THE STREETS" AHAHA. and then it unexpectdly turned into a huge hit.

**WATCH THE VIDEOS IN THE ORDER I PUT THEM IN. (VERY VERY IMPORTANT)

1) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ngBLWZFTJ7E&feature=related

2) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UA7dEWKAT7Y


awesome is all is can say.

p.s: my asshole cousin is angry coz i havent credited him.

THANKS KELVIN!!! <---- ling i give u full permission to beat him up for being the one and only SA and EXHERO


ciaoo!
x

HAPPY BIRTHDAYSSSS

its a special day today!!!! why?????? COZ ITS THE BIRTHDAYS OF MY 2 FAVOURITE PEOPLE :D:D:D

ROSIE:



you never fail to amaze me with your stunning saxaphone skills. YOUR GETTING BETTER!!! :D:D my one and only saxaphone buddy!! those freakish psycho spaz attacks will never die eh?? I LAV YOUUUUUUUUUUUU (L)


CHRISTOPHER:



HAPPY SWEET 21!!!! whoaa... 21.

YOU'RE NO LONGER THAT BOY WHO WALKS AROUND THE HOUSE IN HIS UNDERWEAR! HHAHA. (don't believe me I HAVE THE PICUTRE) HA!! have a great day and and and HAVE FUN BEING 21.
YOU'RE FUNNY EVEN WITHOUT TRYING AHAHA. unlike... SOME ONEEE. (no names **coughkelvincough**) <--joking =P
stay cool and sarcastic like you always are:)

p.s: sorry bout the picture. kelvin just couldnt find a more decent picture. soo.. ITS ALL HIS FAULTHAHAHAH.

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wow.... i've realised how agonising it is to be sick. ACTUALLY sickkk.
it's also painfully boring. I MISS MY FRIENDS ALREADYYYYYYYY :'(
theres a huge chance i wont be going to school 2mrw either, but i shall fight for it. :D

well i just went on chings blog and theres still nothing there... :'( CRYYY
and then i tried sara's blog and SHE DIDNT INVITE ME TO READ IT. :'( CRYYYY
and then i was on nuruls blog which totally saved my day. there was actually a post on it. A NEW ONE. AHHA. and her post then led me to www.blogthings.com :D THANKS NURUL!! I FINALLY HAVE SOMETHING TO DO!!!



guys... i AM a hippie... and im not so sure how to react to that. i dont even take drugs.

You are a Hippie
You are a total hippie. While you may not wear birks or smell of incense, you have the soul of a hippie.
You don't trust authority, and you do as you please. You're willing to take a stand, even when what you believe isn't popular.

You like to experiment with ideas, lifestyles, and different subcultures.
You always gravitate toward what's radical and subversive. Normal, mainstream culture doesn't really resonate with you.

ok good so the drugs arent in this :D yayy

how green am i?
Your Life is 92% Green
Your life is totally green, and as far as your environmental beliefs go... your actions do speak louder than your words.
Your lifestyle totally serves as an inspiration to others. Whether you know it or not. So keep it up!

YAY. i think everyone should take this one "How green is your life?" http://www.blogthings.com/howgreenisyourlifequiz/

HAPPY FATHERS DAY!! (L)

HAPPY FATHERS DAY EVERYONE.

mommy was in china with her friend so it was up to me and brian to think up a cunning SUPER UBER FUNLICIOUS DAY FOR DAD.

we had breakfeast at a nice cafe where we talked about absolutley random shit. HAHAH but it was funneh.
there was also a very weird movie showing on the tv and bro and dad were absolutley drawn to it. wat'd u know? it was a girl in a bikini. wowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

Joan: can you please stop staring like pervs?
dad: common, its a tv
brian: YEAHH. its a tv. anyone can watch it.
joan: SHUTTUP. I LET YOU GUYS WATCH GIRLS IN BIKINIS ONCE YEAR FOR GOODNESS SAKE. (MISS UNIVERSE?) HELLO?

sorry i found that quite funny at that time :D

and THENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN, we went to go watch kungfu panda :) teheeee. my dad actually enjoyed it. i was expecting to hear some snoring going on....
i would honestly have liked to hear that instead of the outrageous retarded hyena laugh he pulled off in the cinema. me and brian were giving him horrified looks. HAHAHA. funneh.

and then we went grocery shopping. :D i love love loveeee doing groceries.

when i got home i have no idea what the hell happened to me, i just fell... asleep. i really just fell into a deep sleep. and this is so unusual because i NEVERRR. I repeat i NEVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR sleep in the daytime. NEVER. EVERRRRRRRRRR. its just impossible. so i woke up and i felt sooo bad. and then my dad took my temp and yes i have a temperature (38c). :'( he says no school 4 me 2mrw.
miss sumich is gna KEEEL me. (in the slowest most painfullest way imaginable) :( :(... i am afraid... i am very very afraid.

hopefully i'll see you guys on tuesday... or wednesday. I HAVE TO GO TO THE CHINESE TRIP. I HAVE TO.

to joan: get well soon <--- (wow how sad)
and sorry camille. you're stuck with princess winnie for chemistry 2mrw. HAHAA. DOUBLEEEE. just kidding winnie.

HAVE FUN YOU GUYSS.



just what am i going to do 2mrw??? hmmmmmmmmmmm


xoxo

Earth Rapers

"It takes 40 animals to make a FUR COAT
but only ONE to wear it





"We feel that animals have the same rights as a retarded human child because they are equal mentally in terms of dependence on others."
- The New York Times (January 14, 1989)

"Do you know that fat little guy from Seinfeld? He has become the main pitchman for KFC, Jason Alexander. And beginning in May he is going to star in the West Coast production of 'The Producers.' It's made for us. We can be slamming him as the play opens. If we do this properly, he will wish he never saw a chicken."
- The New Yorker (April 14, 2003)

"If ten people in America died of mad cow disease, in the long run it would save probably millions of lives. Because people would stop eating meat. That’s not a catty thing to say, to say -- in the long run this is what I hope."
- Upon accepting the “Celebrity Animal Advocate of the Year award” at the “Animal Rights 2003” convention

"To those people who say, `My father is alive because of animal experimentation,’ I say `Yeah, well, good for you. This dog died so your father could live.’ Sorry, but I am just not behind that kind of trade off."
- US magazine (February 1, 1999)

"Serving a burger to your family today, knowing what we know, constitutes child abuse. You might as well give them weed killer."
- PETA Europe news release, "Meat Expo Declared A ‘Danger Zone’ By Vegetarians: PETA Targets Smithfield 2000" (November 27, 2000)

"We encourage others to find a local Earth raper and make them pay for the damages they are inflicting on our communities... Furriers, meat packers, bosses, developers, rich industry leaders are all Earth rapers … We must inflict economic sabotage on all Earth rapers."
- Rosebraugh/Earth Liberation Front statement (August 1, 1999)

"When you see the loss of 9 billion [animal] lives each year, it's inappropriate to hold a sign or pass out a petition. It's appropriate to go out and burn down the factory farm."
- The Seattle Post-Intelligencer (June 18, 2001

"What we must do is start viewing every cow, pig, chicken, monkey, rabbit, mouse, and pigeon as our family members."
- The Toledo Blade (June 24, 2001) <---- YESSS.. THANKYOUUUUU

"If beef is your idea of ‘real food for real people,’ you’d better live real close to a real good hospital."

Joan: I hope you guys don't take this the wrong way. I am PERFECTLY fine with people eating meat (well sorta...kinda). BUT MY POINT IS, the only thing i can honestly say is that the thing that annoys me the most is when people wave a piece of stake in my face, or when they stuff a burger under my nose and say "o0o0o0o0o. loook at thisss" and then when they take a bite at it "omg it takes SOOOOOO GOOOOOOOOOOOOOD"
because frankly i dont give a shit on how good it tastes.


and some people STILL don't get why i'm a pescetarian wanting to turn vegetarian



enough said.

"There’s no rational basis for saying that a human being has special rights. A rat is a pig is a dog is a boy. They’re all animals."
- Washingtonian magazine (August 1, 1986)

"Six million people died in concentration camps, but six billion broiler chickens will die this year in slaughterhouses."[emphasis added]
- The Washington Post (November 13, 1983)

Humans have grown like a cancer. We're the biggest blight on the face of the earth.
- Washingtonian magazine (February 1, 1990)

www.peta.org

i love my greenpeacers!! (L)

Sara Barnes
Nurul Barliel
Ching Skillet
Lingieee
Camille Pigeon Ong

RISE IN OIL PRICES. **** YAY!!!!

OH MY BLOODY ***!!!! rise in oil prices? WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG.

okay okay i know i'm supposed to be studying, but the newspaper on the table with the huge headline totally made me jump outta my face. and although it dosent make sense, thats what it felt like

"Rising petrol prices prompt switch to 'GREEN' transport" LIKE BOO YAHHHHH. WOHOOOOOOOOOO. i swear i am the happiest faggot in the enitire universe. u people have no idea how long ive been waiting for the oil prices to shoot up.. uh LIKE FOR AN ETERNITY!!!! woohoooooooooo0o0o0o0o0o0o.

I'm even more glad at the fact that people are being thoughtful and smart to go buy themselves a hybrid OR turn to public transport such as buses and MRT'S. WOOOOO I AM WELL HAPPPYYYY. and yes sara (my newbie greenpeace warrior) i did read your post on choosing a hybrid instead of a bad old BMW.

you just make me prouder by the second **tear**

this is exactly what we need right now... people to stop using the ****ed up petrol and ****ing up the ozone layer.

it will eventually KILL US ALLLLLLL.




i am thrilled to say that although tons of other shit needs to change.... i can semi rest in peace... FOR NOW. ahha:P


YAYY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAYY YAY YAY.
i really hope the oil prices here in brunei will change too. THEN THE GOVERNMENT WILL POSSIBLY HOPEFULLY BUILD "REAL" public transport for a change. and then i'll say again "WELL WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG" :D
i would really love to take a bus to school. or even better an MRT!!! AHAHA. i can just imagine. **dreaming**


YAYYYYYY. IM HAP HAP HAPPPY AGAIN.


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(note: i rarely give that many x's and o's but since im SHIT HAPPY.. hehe)

SARA EL'OAKELY IS MY IDOL. HERO I TELL YOU. HHHEEEERRRROOOOOO

"OMG, do you know what happened yesterday? These people SHOT A POLAR BEAR because it swam too far away from the North Pole, and they thought it would pose a threat to humans. WTF??
YOU WANNA KNOW WHYYY THE POLAR BEAR SWAM TOO FAR AWAY FROM THE NORTH POLE? BECAUSE THESE ****ING HUMANS WHICH SHOT HIM UNDOUBTEDLY CONTRIBUTED TO GLOBAL WARMING, WHICH IS MELTING THE POLAR ICE CAPS, WHICH MEANS THE BEAR'S HABITAT IS DIMINISHING, SO IT HAS NOWHERE TO LIVE. AND HOW DO THESE HUMANS RESPOND TO THE CONSEQUENCES OF THEIR ACTIONS? THEY KILL THE EVIDENCE. **** YOU. I HATE HUNTERS. THE ONLY BLOODSPORT I SUPPORT IS THE HUNT OF THE ACTUAL HUNTERS. ITS SO UNFAIR, AND PRIMITIVE. I FIND IT IRONIC THAT THE ARISTOCRACY , THE "POSH" PEOPLE, WHO ARE SUPPOSEDLY SO MUCH MORE SOPHISTICATED THAN THE REST OF US, ARE THE ONES WHO INDULGE IN THIS "PASTIME". They would shame a Neanderthal.
There is no POINT in doing that kind of thing. I would understand if we needed to do it to survive, but we don't. Instead we put animals through horrific unbearable conditions in mass farming in order to satisfy our tastebuds, and our wallet which adores the cheap food produced by these farms.
AND we shoot wild ones. How ****ed up is the human race? Incredibly so.
I mean, the animals have NO chance whatsoever. We have guns.We have cut down their habitat. We have destroyed their food sources by polluting them, or placing human settlements too close to them so that we scare them away with our smoke and our noise. They have nowhere to run. What kind of sick person gets their cheap thrills from cornering and killing a helpless animal for no other reason other than their own amusement. **** THEM. Grrrr....

You know, my first thought when I saw the story about the polar bear was OMFG. My second thought was OH Joan is going to be SO pissed off. Like that girl is going to hunt them down and rip them apart, all the while shouting " HOW DOES IT FEEL?YOU ****ERR." AND I'M GONNA HELP HER YO. She's like our Greenpeace warrior. GO JOAN!

Our Mother Earth has NOT been indulging in a very healthy lifestyle - smoking, tanning, overeating etc. And now she's gonna pay for it. It wasn't her fault - we were the voice inside her head, allowing this crap to happen. BUT NOT ANYMORE. NUHUH. Goodbye old frumpy, wrinkly, Mother Nature. More like Grandma now actually. BUT WE CAN CHANGE THAT. This girl needs a makeover, a transformation. Soccer Mom Nature, or Yummy Mummy Earth. She can't do this by herself - we have to help her."
- Sara El'Oakley



Sara: i have nothing to say but I FREAKING LOVE THE SHIT OUTTA YOUUUU.
holy moly that blog post left me speechless for AGESSSSSSSSSSS. i so so so so dam well agree with you.


sara.. i now pronounce your my partner in the GREEN PEACE WARRIOR CLUB. WELCOME NEWBIE. YOU ARE MY VOICE.



and you are also my ****ing idol/hero/herione







I LOVE SARA EL'OAKLEY