Especially for Sara Barnes

SARAA... I MISS YOUUU.

since i feel really really sorry that you have nothing fun to do... i shall UPDATE YOUUU.
ha... sara owes me!!! you guys are my wittnesses!!
but really... im only blogging because i have nothing else better to do.

WEEK 1 OF PRISON was okay... it wasnt all that great.
it really really really really really really x10000000 isnt all the same without sara anymore.
nurul seemed to notice it as well when we were having lunch by the lockers today:

Nurul: omg i want to watch AMERICAN PSYCHO!!!! i saw this scene where this guy moonwalks out of a room with an axe... then he starts axing another guy to death.. THEN HE MOONWALKS BACK INTO THE ROOM ABAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA ***and she breaks out into hysterical laughter... AKA: a smiling orgasm (yeah... nurul had one of those)***

then everyone: **not getting nuruls joke and looks at her like shes a complete psycho retard who only laughs at herself**

Nurul: what??? you guys dont get it??

everyone: NO???

Nurul: man.... see.... if sara was here SHE WOULD GET MYYYYYY JOKEE!!!

haha. sara EVERYONE MISSES YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU. and art was completley.. uhh. boring.
BUT YOU KNOW WHATT?!?!?
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Hey guys!!! Joan Tan here.
Your one and ONLY source into the scandalous lives of Brunei's elite.
It's apparent that students of Miss White's art class have spotted her with a shiny new DIAMOND right on her fourth finger on her left hand... **GASP** oh yeahh... are you thinking what i'm thinking??
Could she and her long time (i think) bf FINALLLYYYYY be tying the knot?? HAVE they decided to give in to the RUMORS?? HAVE they decided to take each others hand in MARRIAGE... HAVE they decided to proclaim themselves MAN and WIFE in holy MATRIMONY?!?!?
**GASP**

You know you love me!
XOXO
Joan Tan

**elemets taken from gossip girl.. teheee**
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BAHAHHAHAHAHAHA ok that was completley gay i know.. forgive me readers... i needed something to cheer me up after a shitty day.

ANYWAYYY.. dont make such a big deal outta this.. i coud be wrong?? maybe its a purity ring?? tons of people wear rings **ahem ahem maybe not diamond** but tons of people wear rings on the fourth finger on their left hand coz... they feel like it? haha that was such a stupid guess... but i hope its true. :D
and miss white is mysteriously being incredibly nice to us.. and to ME even.... SHE TAUGHT ME HOW TO BLEND PAINT o.0 hahah. okok i will stop. DONT TAKE MY CRAPPY NONSENSE SERIOUSLY.


OHHH and i remember the other day a ton of basketball players came in from singapore. they were in the singapore team and they were all gimungus... god they were beasts... seriously. they came to play a game... or to show off their freakishly monstrous tall bodies, but anyway me ching and ling sat at the sides and we were watching all of them the whole time.

Ching: Hey the short one looks quite cute
Ling: where where?!?!
Ching; THERE!! THE ONE IN THE RED SHIRT!!
Ling: (being smart for once) err ching? their all in their uniform so their all wearing red?
Ching: oh right yeahh....
Me: OMG LOOK AT BRYON AHHAHAHAH ***and starts laughing like a gorilla***

okok the reason it was so funny was byron looked like a complete midwarf (midget+dwarf) next to one of the bball players... we found that very funnayyy. ahahah. that image will crack me up for the rest of my life i swear.

Ling: So.... how old do you think these guys are??
Me: ling... their too old for you.. dont even think about it
Ling: **cricket cricket**

HAHAH sorry ling

Ching: MAN!!! WHY ISNT SARA HERE!!!! SHE COULD "SERIOUSLYYYYYY" find her future boyfriend here. their PERFECTTTTTT.
Ling and me: **agreeing 110%**

then we started to have this conversation on who would be best for sara... oh yeah... we so know you type sara...

Sara's Type:
1) his last name should be barnes (if not... he has to resemble him in some way)
2) he has to resemble edward cullen
3) has to have a velvety voice
4) has to be at least a head taller than sara... all the guys on the court passed btw
5) has to have good shiny white teeth and granite skin... we lost a few on that one
6) and has to have an english accent... right?


eh eh eh... not bad eh sara? we know our stuff. HAHA.

i'll update you on some more soon!!! promise.

AND THAT GOES TO EVERYONE ELSE ASWELL.. hmph.. i have to do all the work here. haha. jks.




I MISS YOU SOOOO MUCH SARAAAAAA. ITS NOT EVEN FUNNY ANYMORE.. well ok it never was.. BUT I HOPE YOU COME VISIT SOONNNNN. dopeass.


oxoxoxooxoxoxox
JOANIEE